♫ Saturday, May 12 .
Im sick of bloging about how life sucks and moaning and groaing about LEG and shit load of homework. Therefore, I shall blog about one of my favourite person in the world today.
HEBE!



Shes's so damn pretty la! SEE SEE! Evidence. She looks pretty playing bball, looks pretty staring at something else and giggling, looks cute doing sticking her tongue out of her mouth. =D Plus she sings damn well too. I love her vocals. They are so lovely. Every time I hear her sing I will feel very very happy. I have no idea why either.

She looks pretty with her hair short too!

Sigh, Wilber, wilber, wilber, what are you doing man? Look at this pic, you and hebe look perfectly lovely together. Why are you hanging out with the likes of jolin tsai? Are you cockeye or something? You and Hebe are endorsing coca-cola together and have filmed an advertisement together. Why are you and Hebe not going steady? Why are you 2 not getting married? WHY DID YOU KISS SELINA IN THE ADVERTISEMENT AND NOT HEBE?
Oh well, at least you are cool enough to sing and dance with her during S.H.E.'s world tour concert. HUH! But that proves again how blind you are. Wilber! Have you not realised how blind you are? TAKE FASTER! JIO HER JIO HER! Kuku leh. Its a yuan zai tian bian, jing zai yan qian thing. Dno whats wrong with you also.

Oh well, if Hebe and Wilber doesnt end up together, theres always hope for Hebe and ARRON! Do they not look adorable together? But maybe they arent together cause Arron is intimidated by Hebe. I just pray Arron wont end up with RAINIE or whoever of that calibre, Must be of Hebe type. If Arron ends up with Rainie or something I think I will hate him forever for being such a lousy piece of shit. =( Whatever lah. Hebe Arron. =D
Whats wrong with male celebrities in Taiwan. hebe is a perfectly good catch. There should be tonnes of rumours of her around, but she gets stuck with people like Vaness and Jay. not that Jay is not good but yknow, Wilber is BETTER lahhhhh. Or LZX, or xiaogui. OOH! Maybe xiaogui since she always goes on YLBFB. =D Yeah. BUT sadly NO. ROAR!

Stuff like that totally cheers me up. =D Has this weird magical effect like TV can do. Sighhhh. I guess later. More happiness. I love weekends.
Labels: Arron, hebe, wilber, xiaogui
9:29 PM;
♫ Tuesday, December 5 .
"A laugh is the shortest distance between two people." -- Victor Borge
So much for the eating festival. I am now more ill than before. My throat feels swollen and I am coughing like mad.
Thanks to the thick layer of icing on the cake, now I'm afraid that when I pee I will see ant scrambling all over my urine. =(
Thank goodness the cake was nice to eat. Or else...
I feel so piggy. Everyone seems to be looking for a job, getting one and diligently working now. But all I'm doing is slacking at home being fat. This is wrong. I should be at the petshop working my ass off cleaning the dog's shit and combing their hair. Serves me right for growing fatter I guess.
I think maybe I should go trekking or mountain climbing or something.
The trailer of Eragon made me upset. Factually incorrect, like the Harry Potter series. What's wrong with finding a more suitable Arya? If they can create a dragon, why not a women with long black locks and silvery palms?
Regarding HEBE my favourite topic.
My wish for Hebe to be with J.R. can't be fufilled anymore. J.R. has
QQ already. Hebe maybe just have no blah to be with the jungierystars people. Look what happened to the
hebe/toro thing?
Toro quit Energy and went to that place. He then grew fatter, got entagled with
cyndi wang, formed a
taifeng band, disbanded, and grew fatter. Thus, Hebe cannot be with him.
My secret wish for Hebe to end up with Zax also died on the day
Jiqin got pregnant.
Therefore, only Wilber can suit Hebe now. Afterall they danced together for S.H.E.'s concert. ^^ And endorsed Coca-cola and mzone together. Yes, I can totally see them together!
Wilber/hebe.
WILBE! or
Heber. The
WH lian also can.
Hope also prevails for YALUN! They sang zhiduiniyouganjue together too! I can see the chemistry between them while filming zhiduini. Even if my version of the MV was better.
If I'm really really lucky, Chun will also fall for Hebe too. I'm okay with
chun/hebe cause chun can cook. Chun can lift weights and speak funny chinese too. Chun has a nice tattoo to counter Hebe's coolness.
The overall conclusion, Hebe can end up with Wilber, Chun and Arron. If Hebe ends up with Yiru, I think I will have the same reaction as
hebe/jay. So blah. Too bad Toro went downhill. I know lots of people who actually support
hebe/toro.
Labels: eating, eragon, fattoro, hebe, pee, sick, urine, wilber
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