"A laugh is the shortest distance between two people." -- Victor Borge

So much for the eating festival. I am now more ill than before. My throat feels swollen and I am coughing like mad.

Thanks to the thick layer of icing on the cake, now I'm afraid that when I pee I will see ant scrambling all over my urine. =(

Thank goodness the cake was nice to eat. Or else...

I feel so piggy. Everyone seems to be looking for a job, getting one and diligently working now. But all I'm doing is slacking at home being fat. This is wrong. I should be at the petshop working my ass off cleaning the dog's shit and combing their hair. Serves me right for growing fatter I guess.

I think maybe I should go trekking or mountain climbing or something.

The trailer of Eragon made me upset. Factually incorrect, like the Harry Potter series. What's wrong with finding a more suitable Arya? If they can create a dragon, why not a women with long black locks and silvery palms?

Regarding HEBE my favourite topic.

My wish for Hebe to be with J.R. can't be fufilled anymore. J.R. has QQ already. Hebe maybe just have no blah to be with the jungierystars people. Look what happened to the hebe/toro thing?

Toro quit Energy and went to that place. He then grew fatter, got entagled with cyndi wang, formed a taifeng band, disbanded, and grew fatter. Thus, Hebe cannot be with him.

My secret wish for Hebe to end up with Zax also died on the day Jiqin got pregnant.

Therefore, only Wilber can suit Hebe now. Afterall they danced together for S.H.E.'s concert. ^^ And endorsed Coca-cola and mzone together. Yes, I can totally see them together! Wilber/hebe. WILBE! or Heber. The WH lian also can.

Hope also prevails for YALUN! They sang zhiduiniyouganjue together too! I can see the chemistry between them while filming zhiduini. Even if my version of the MV was better.

If I'm really really lucky, Chun will also fall for Hebe too. I'm okay with chun/hebe cause chun can cook. Chun can lift weights and speak funny chinese too. Chun has a nice tattoo to counter Hebe's coolness.

The overall conclusion, Hebe can end up with Wilber, Chun and Arron. If Hebe ends up with Yiru, I think I will have the same reaction as hebe/jay. So blah. Too bad Toro went downhill. I know lots of people who actually support hebe/toro.

Labels: eating, eragon, fattoro, hebe, pee, sick, urine, wilber