A very hilarious and superficial post meant purely for the entertainment of blogger and her weird frinds during the ultimate boredness of Mrs Sim's history Lesson.
During the very enriching one and a half hour of educational and inspection. We came up with a few of the very important conclusion.
The things that a perfect guy should have!
( Compiled by chiam shu yan, cheryl phua, chung jia yu and jacquelyn)
Shuai - ( inclues sparkling eyes, kissable lips, nice eyebrows and nice nose and teeth )
Cute
Cool
Slight 6-pack
Sweet
Caring
Sporty
Food loving
100% devoted
No jie di lian
Rich
Good character
No smoking
No SEX
do not have bad breath
No frenching
A little tan
Good dress sense
dont act in front of his friends
know when to shut up
Nice hair
No sweaty hands
Have a piercing on the ear, no other piercings on other parts of body
not too much of a nerd
*uhs please note that all weird and superficial requests were made by jia yu. and wanted No hands holding, but a bit too much so ... and this is the perfect guy! so its impossible to find one. and its purely made up by the people who are currently singe and watch too much tv!
The stuff that a perfect girl should have!
( compiled by all the above people and Koh Wei Jie)
not sophisticated
pretty
not a flirt
chatty
goot figure(BB)
cute
caring
sweet
no drinking
no smoking
no gambling
no sluttiness
no bitchiness
no auntyness
not bimbotic
not many
not haolian
not ah lian
girlish
sporty
not boisterious
Does exercise with Wei Jie ( must be tiring, fast, furious and hot ) EXERCISING!
good at frenching
yeaps. the most educational history lesson. lazy to type my perfect list guy so next time anyway, this is hilarious. other censored stuff were edited out of the discussed thing!
LOL. anyways, got back the level position shit! class, 14/40. level 71/200 ARGHS! sucky results. dropped terribly. also saw jac's poreverted guy on bus 76 ytd! freaking scary! worahs! oh and i am gonna improve my results and come in top 40 in level results! HAH!
oh and its the last day of school. the june holidays dont seem nice. too much action pack! no time for ANYTHING. i will spend the whole of my june holidays moaning my ass off. there is absolutey no difference. CCAs and educational courses should be banned during the holidays. holidays when u get no rest SHOULD NOT be called holidays. it just gives the teachers and the principal time to slack off while we work our butts off. a little unfair. and they get paid for slacking while we pay for all the work. how nice and correct!
UNFAIR WORLD. i mean, jesse mccartney's got a girl! 5 months. hmm. wonder how long they will last. luckily didnt decide to marry him or anything like prince william. i had admire/ idolise / marry but all didnt sound right.
so i ask jia yu :" u __*what*__ steven gerrad?
jia yu:" i LOVE steven gerrad"
okay, so now i LOVE Jesse McCartney. purely love only! see? HAHA.
shoOoyaners in the hebe and wilbur affair
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